Once again, I wish I could see some photos.

Flippin' deck seems to be an issue with some Britons:

A blackbird on the wing, taking in an aerial view of an average UK street, has probably noticed a colour shift in the past five years. Our once green and pleasant land has been invaded by a hideous scourge that poses a threat to all that is good about gardening: wooden decking.

Wooden decking is a problem? I wish I could see an example.